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08 Oct 2025

I AM A FREE MAN!

An informational graphic discussing mortgage payoff timing related to retirement. It states “Your mortgage should be paid off when you are NaN” - A Javascript error

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08 Oct 2025

Take my job! I'm leaving my current position in November and Kingfisher (B&Q, Screwfix) are looking for my replacement. Want a challenge working in EPOS as a Principal Engineer? Need some JS and/or Java chops. Amazing benefits and good people. Remote OK. Please boost for reach. https://careers.kingfisher.com/job/southampton/digital-it/principal-software-engineer-javascript/2025-123370

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04 Oct 2025

The Doofus has retired to her box for

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28 Sept 2025

Grab your popcorn and turn your pager to silent, the film is about to start… @hackers

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24 Sept 2025

I want to play the world’s widest game of Pong on this screen.

A very wide screen in a conference room

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24 Sept 2025

Protein pills only please

A sign from Google stating "Please No Food or Coffee In Major Tom" with a graphic symbol indicating food and drink prohibition.

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24 Sept 2025

I’m at a conference at Google HQ London today. Whatever you think of them you can’t deny they’re good at post-it art.

An interior view shows a multi-level building with large glass walls decorated with pixel art characters and designs. The floor below features seating areas, people, and decorative plants, creating a vibrant, creative atmosphere.

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17 Sept 2025

If you’re suffering trying to read this Liquid Glass silliness, you can make notifications opaque in Settings, Accessibility, Reduce Transparency.

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13 Sept 2025

Son went to see Coldplay last night, so I now own a xyloband. :)

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07 Sept 2025

Watched F1 The Movie last night. Oh dear, oh dear… If you want to watch a good racing movie, try Rush or Le Mans ‘66.

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