I have gone to the pub. The pub has several leaks in the roof. I am worried for the pub’s wellbeing and will be staying here to provide emotional support.

14 Nov 2025    View on Mastodon

Tried for the first time today. Found two in Milton Keynes. Fun, rewarding and gets me some exercise.

An image depicting a small metal object attached to a wooden post, surrounded by grass and foliage. The object appears to be a cylinder with a circular top, and it is connected to a wire fence.
A camouflaged object is partially hidden under the base of a moss-covered tree, surrounded by autumn leaves in various shades of brown and yellow.
A hand holds a geocaching logbook with various names and dates written on it, alongside a rainbow heart logo. The background features grass and part of a bicycle.

09 Nov 2025    View on Mastodon

Ding dong the EBacc’s dead https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddr3v6j9mmo

05 Nov 2025    View on Mastodon

Great times at yesterday. Great to see so many lovely people geeking out. My personal faves were Brian Corteill’s Giant Unicorn Hat and this cool train set powered by Micro:Bits.

A tabletop model railway scene featuring a curved track, a small village with houses and trees, and a red-lit structure. Nearby, a laptop displays programming blocks, indicating ongoing digital setup or control for the model.
A workspace featuring a large LED display labeled "Giant Unicorn Hat," with colorful lights. There is a smaller LED panel below, both connected by wires. An adjacent monitor displays a scene with two individuals.

02 Nov 2025    View on Mastodon

Fry-up underway as we take on sustenance for this afternoon. Excite!

01 Nov 2025    View on Mastodon

Brighton is my happy place.

20 Oct 2025    View on Mastodon

So, anyone else had their afternoon cut short by Vodafone? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yldldx659o

13 Oct 2025    View on Mastodon

Great to see Tommy Flowers getting some recognition. The father of computers (not computing, that was Turing). https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/12/move-over-alan-turing-meet-the-working-class-hero-of-bletchley-park-you-didnt-see-in-the-movies

12 Oct 2025    View on Mastodon

I AM NaN! I AM A FREE MAN!

An informational graphic discussing mortgage payoff timing related to retirement. It states “Your mortgage should be paid off when you are NaN” - A Javascript error

08 Oct 2025    View on Mastodon

Take my job! I'm leaving my current position in November and Kingfisher (B&Q, Screwfix) are looking for my replacement. Want a challenge working in EPOS as a Principal Engineer? Need some JS and/or Java chops. Amazing benefits and good people. Remote OK. Please boost for reach. https://careers.kingfisher.com/job/southampton/digital-it/principal-software-engineer-javascript/2025-123370

08 Oct 2025    View on Mastodon

The Oatmeal on AI Art

07 Oct 2025

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

A true opus from The Oatmeal. I think that was the point.

The Doofus has retired to her box for

04 Oct 2025    View on Mastodon

Grab your popcorn and turn your pager to silent, the film is about to start… @hackers

28 Sept 2025    View on Mastodon

I want to play the world’s widest game of Pong on this screen.

A very wide screen in a conference room

24 Sept 2025    View on Mastodon

Protein pills only please

A sign from Google stating "Please No Food or Coffee In Major Tom" with a graphic symbol indicating food and drink prohibition.

24 Sept 2025    View on Mastodon

I’m at a conference at Google HQ London today. Whatever you think of them you can’t deny they’re good at post-it art.

An interior view shows a multi-level building with large glass walls decorated with pixel art characters and designs. The floor below features seating areas, people, and decorative plants, creating a vibrant, creative atmosphere.

24 Sept 2025    View on Mastodon

If you’re suffering trying to read this Liquid Glass silliness, you can make notifications opaque in Settings, Accessibility, Reduce Transparency.

17 Sept 2025    View on Mastodon

Son went to see Coldplay last night, so I now own a xyloband. :)

13 Sept 2025    View on Mastodon

WebGL Fluid Simulation

10 Sept 2025

https://paveldogreat.github.io/WebGL-Fluid-Simulation/

How beautiful is this? And in a browser! I could lose hours and probably will.